a-muser-in-a-trench-coat:

osamah:

PRESS J AND THEN SHIFT R

kylogram:

disgruntledfish:

asunsetdream:

hetalia4ever:

well that was unexpected

how rude.

Well

Huh wonder what this…

God dammit.

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

sassraptor:

lbby:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

EVERY FUCKING TIME

stuff-and-shenanigans:

pokemon was really fucking dark

pokemon parenting

(Source: ash-ofpallet)

kisaragishintaro:

eximplode:

nevvymaster:

captainhanni:

if anyone has a tough year ahead of them or behind them

this japanese fisherman will get you back on your feet, i can guarantee

I WON’T GIVE UP, JAPANESE FISHERMAN!!!

THIS IS ACTUALLY SURPRISINGLY INSPIRATIONAL, EVERYONE NEEDS A JAPANESE FISHERMAN TO YELL AT THEM SOMETIMES OKAY

NO THIS ISNT A JAPANESE FISHERMAN

IT’S AN EX-BASEBALL PLAYER CALLED SHUZO MATSUOKA THAT MAKES A LOT OF INSPIRATIONAL VIDEOS ON DIFFERENT SCENARIOS

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

(Source: holllowstar)

cheren:

steven-stoned:

will u be my boyfriend

no

LET’S WATCH SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN! Episode 1

alchimiel:

oh God I know I shouldn’t even be starting on this when I haven’t finished the PP series but BLAME GABBY

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bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh)

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.