PRESS J AND THEN SHIFT R
June 2013
6 posts
well that was unexpected
how rude.
Well
Huh wonder what this…
God dammit.
GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
lbby:
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
im so fucking angry
EVERY FUCKING TIME
May 2013
33 posts
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
Ever notice how some of the most terrifying things are also the most beautiful?
One of these things are not like the other…
boy girl convos
- boy: i'm so in love with you. it's like we're connected. we even finish each other's s-
- girl: -asuke
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAAHHA JK
yea im a dude
of course i play fucking video games
HAHHHAHAHA JK
im really a woman
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG
I LOST MY SHIT AT OLD GREGG
My week is basically:
- Monday
- Monday #2
- Monday #3
- Monday #4
- Friday
- Saturday
- Pre-Monday
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
April 2013
11 posts
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
apparently you can’t have problems if there is anything in your life that is good.
The Life and Hardships of a Master Fangirl: srhfade: Study finds children with low self-esteem are often praised... →
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This is another one that’s just stacking up on information we’ve suspected for a while. When a child is praised for being smart or talented, it makes the stakes that much higher because they need to stay smart or talented in order to maintain their identity. Here’s the crux of this study:
“Adults may feel that praising children for their inherent qualities helps combat low self-esteem, but it might convey to children that they are valued as a person only when they succeed,” Brummelman said. “When children subsequently fail, they may infer they are unworthy.”
The west especially values this sorta-myth of inherent ability over hard work. The one upside is that it gives lazy jerks like me an out when math is revealed to be “not my thing” after the first couple tries.
This has been a huge problem for me with my own self esteem.
I always did tremendously well in school from the second I got there and had always been praised for being intelligent, creative, talented, etc., and as a result, I now suffer from extremely destructive perfectionism in just about everything that I attempt to do, ever.
Because, you know. If the things I do aren’t perfect, then I’m clearly not intelligent, creative, talented, etc., am I.
- *about to get murdered*
- murderer: any last words
- me: imagine how is touch the sky
- murderer:
- me:
- *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
asdfgh-- intensive spam of reblog in your blog.
yes ////
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
- easier to spell
- all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
- all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
- if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
- it isn’t
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
Wow.
Nailed it.
Spaghetti for a little friend.
I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD
Hi! I just want to say that after browsing throughout most of the contents of your blog, I noticed how good your sketches and doodles were. Thought I should let you know. Have a nice day! :D
oh wow thank you very much! your compliment made my day(*^^*)
